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Haunted House || Rooster [h.c]

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*cracks fingers* This man. This man pretends he's not scared. But deep down? He's petrified

At first, he's going into this thing like a man. He's got his arm wrapped tight around your waist and telling you he's gonna protect you

"No clown is gonna touch my girl, nope. You're safe with Rooster."

"You sound confident, Bradshaw."

"It's just a haunted house. There's no reason to be scared."

Oh buddy did that change

When you two made it inside and Rooster heard a subtle creak followed by somebody throwing their arm out to touch him, he practically jumped into the wall

"I thought you weren't scared?"

"I'm not! I'm... I'm fine."

Needless to say, Rooster's hands were on your hips and he was walking in behind you

He nearly had you in a death grip

"Bradley, I think you're cutting the circulation off to my hips."

"I'm protecting you."

"By decreasing my blood flow?"

"...Keep walking."

Clowns were everywhere. Killer clowns and Rooster thought he was going to pee himself

When you two passed by a fake jail cell that was containing clowns, Rooster seethed

He was watching back and forth, green eyes alit with fear

"They're not gonna touch me, they're not gonna touch me, they're not gonna– AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

HE FREAKING FELL

The clown scraped some sort of metal bat across the walls and down the giant of a pilot went

"ROOSTER!"

He was frantically searching for the source of contact

"I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!"

"BRADSHAW! STOP IT!"

He realized he was screaming much louder than you and what made it worse was the shriek of terror that came from the hall

Rooster had to get out of there

He was already walking ahead, his hand wrapped in yours

"I thought you weren't scared?!"

"I'm NOT!"

"YOU JUST FELL DOWN!"

"I LOST MY BALANCE!"

He was arguing the entire way and the terror only increased. Somewhere along the way, Hangman and Phoenix were clutching onto the other

Rooster turned in one direction and disappeared into the darkness

"That's a dead end, Rooster!"

But little did Bradley know, a "monster" was lurking, waiting for the jumpscare

And when he grabbed Rooster...

"I JUST PISSED MYSELF! I REPEAT! I JUST PISSED MYSELF!"

He literally came running from that direction, bypassed you with his hands in the air, and was racing toward another series of inflicted terror

There were people dressed up as zombies, pretending to grab him so they could eat him

"I AM NOT DARYL DIXON! I AM SCARED!"

And here he comes again, racing down the corridor

"ROOSTER, STOP RUNNING AND STICK WITH ME!"

He realized that he had in fact left you. You were positive that the other pilots who attended this haunted house were surely laughing their butts off at the sound of Bradley Bradshaw screaming like a girl

Rooster grabbed you and off you two went toward the large sign that read "EXIT"

He left you in the dust and hurried for the door

"THANKS!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

When Rooster made it out, he had his hands rested on his knees and he was doubled over, trying to catch his breath

You walked out in hysterics

"Are you okay, baby?"

"O-of course, I am. Are you okay? Were you scared?"

You slowly shook your head and Rooster straightened up

"Neither was I,"

He clears his throat and deepens his voice

You sigh, shaking your head

"I think the front of your jeans say otherwise, Bradshaw..."

He actually pissed himself

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