it's okay to be sad

if i could make the :3 face irl i owuld be unsto-pable

tfw i kinda can tho

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

You’re a smol bean huh? *shoves you* huh??

Nooooo, leave me aloooone! ToT Hmmm? You are unmoved by my smol cuteness? *kicks you in the shins and runs away*

What the fuck

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

Rare doggo

@edderkopper

she has come to protect her children

The opposite of straight A’s is gay bees.