Hot Mess

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

Hey Tommy…. I’m here!!!

Fuck yes

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

Update: she fancies me

Update: She’s my girlfriend

Update: We live together

Update: We just got our first house 🏡

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO

Send him memes and nudes.

Ooh follow that xx

I’m sorry how dare this exist

SO cute

AAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She’s honestly adorable

that lil stumble scared the enunciation into her i love it