Pearl

thirstygem even the entire ocean could not quench your thirst

This is true, the salt will only make me thirstier.

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

aw man…

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

Peridot could kidnap both of you, or Jasper could come back, or even Piss Diamond.

Have you forgotten that I can kick anybody’s butt? We can take care of ourselves.

But what if you get trapped? You won’t even get to fight them. I have holo-Pearl and she can defeat them. Also I can take pictures for memories for you and Steven.

Fine, you two don't need a chaperone if you're going into town.

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

aw man…

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

Peridot could kidnap both of you, or Jasper could come back, or even Piss Diamond.

Have you forgotten that I can kick anybody’s butt? We can take care of ourselves.

But what if you get trapped? You won't even get to fight them. I have holo-Pearl and she can defeat them. Also I can take pictures for memories for you and Steven.

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

aw man…

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

Peridot could kidnap both of you, or Jasper could come back, or even Piss Diamond.

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

aw man…

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It's your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don't want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It's you and Steven's decision.

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

That's a very nice statue of me Onion, is it a custom GUY?

literaltoughestgem you’re pee-colored, the color of dandelion weeds, of frog fat, and mostly healed bruises.

At least I was created naturally as opposed to you, who was grown in a lab

toughgem toughergem toughestgem tougherestgem toughestergem toughestestgem tougherergem I could beat you all up. Maybe not all at once. But if you came at me, say, two at a time.

I taught you everything you know, I could beat you up.

no, //old you did. also we both totally beat up old you together technically

Actually, you were winning for a little then I schooled you two then I quit. Garnet is telling me this with future vision.

As someone who was actually there I can tell you that we were going easy on you and we could have poofed you if we really wanted.

POOF HER SHE FIGHTS CHILDREN

Poof me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Also the one who actually fights them is toughintherealway, not me.

toughgem toughergem toughestgem tougherestgem toughestergem toughestestgem tougherergem I could beat you all up. Maybe not all at once. But if you came at me, say, two at a time.

I taught you everything you know, I could beat you up.

That’s super messed up man. You can’t beat me up, I’m a child.

I didn’t say I would beat you up, I said I could.

I said I could, I never said I would.