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Y'know, basic human stuff. What day, month, and year were you born?

I am a Gemini.  It says that in my about page.

i think they want to know how old you are, peri..

i didnt mean to start this

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

aw man…

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

Peridot could kidnap both of you, or Jasper could come back, or even Piss Diamond.

Have you forgotten that I can kick anybody’s butt? We can take care of ourselves.

^^its true. she can kick anybodys butt.

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

aw man…

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

yeah, supervision is for…tiny babies!!

thirstygem What exactly do you think will happen if we go out alone?

i mean..its just hanging out..right?  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

NOW WAIT JUST ONE DIDDLY DARN SECOND HOW THE HELL DOES PAPER BEAT ROCK

it is a metaphor for "brains over brawn". i think.

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever ‘then’ is hah)

I can chaperone this date if nobody else is.

aw man…

Well Connie, the only other gem offering is Sugilite. It’s your choice who you want to chaperone. Also if you don’t want us chaperoning, we can always have your parents chaperone. It’s you and Steven’s decision.

yeah, supervision is for...tiny babies!!

toughhuman connie do you maybe want to go to fish stew pizza? i can pay if you want to. or maybe hang out on the crystal beach for a while? or just hang out. that would be cool, right?

We already hang out all the time, so of course that would be cool.

cool! see you then! (whenever 'then' is hah)

?????? :0

i was just using you as an example because you were the first kid that came to mind onion, not saying that means anything

Favorite Gem: garnet Favorite Fusion: garnet Otp: Garnet favorite episode: the one where garnet is back together Favorite song: stronger than you (starring garnet) Favorite line: this is garnet, back together Favorite Human: human garnet frome stevens dream in chille tid

Isn’t a date basically like normal hanging out/doing things except the guy pays for everything? Because I would be down for that.

because i am a fine gentleperson who subscribes to typical gender roles unless requested otherwise, i would also be down for that.