sad but rad

oh honey they are fully dead

No but Toph was a professional earthbending wrestler with the power to feel the whole human body at once through vibrations with enough accuracy to tell lies. She knows exactly how much pressure the human body can take before important things start breaking or I’ll go buy a hat for the sole purpose of eating it.

oh, sure. she doesn't care though. she's 12 and she's thriving and she loves to murder

NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT JANGLES THE MOON MONKEY AS A FOLLOWER OH GOD

he has no commands he can’t be dismissed this stuffed monkey is fucking pissed

remember when you listened to welcome to night vale for the first time and you were really confused but also intrigued and then just when you were finally beginning to understand whats going on cecil mentioned "the weather" and you thought it would just be another weird poetic segment but then. but then !!! a song started playing. and it literally changed you as a person

boy my neuro sure is diverging today

he a milk

his name is Dairy Product

he is hatching the eggs

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

I misses this post

any human resources hired after 2015 doesn’t know how to interview applicants. all they know is spreadsheet, search document for certain words, fillable forms, not return calls, and mislead

i reject the idea that the only 2 stances to take on ghosts existing are "believer" and "skeptic"