third world barbie

grading undergraduate papers where they're mostly just quoting the bible to justify why they were disgusted by brokeback mountain (even though their disgust was completely unrelated to the assignment)

when i'm playing "never have i ever" with my high school friends, and all of the girls i used to sleep with in high school refuse to take a big-ass gulp when "never have i ever slept with someone of the same sex" comes up (some of you should be CHUGGING those sugary drinks, jerks)

when i self-inseminated for the first time and had an allergic reaction (probably because my body thought that i was trying to inseminate the gay away)

when my crush says sexy things to me

when married-and-monogs-straight-white-girl in my queer theory seminar says pretty much anything

when white queer theorists are all "parenting is sooooo normative"

how i typically enter my queer theory classroom

what payday feels like

when our polycluster's panel gets accepted to a conference

what white students look/sound like when addressing students of color

breakfast as a graduate student

tryna get fit for my new marathon-running crush.

first time teaching an undergrad course solo: the expectation.

margaret thatcher died...

when i found out that arizona is tryna make it even more unsafe for trans* folks to pee

truth.

when attention-seeking bro's at the gym lift more than they should and grunt and get weird veins popping out of their foreheads