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lexmess

apparently Dennys really likes Brand New

ellegolightly

Wait… This is so incongruous that I love it.

thirdengine

love this.

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I wanted to try on a pair of Christian Louboutin's my mom's doctor boyfriend had bought her, and this is the conversation that followed. We normally wear the same size shoes, but these felt so snug I thought I was going to lose a toe.

If you've ever wondered where I get my sass, it's pretty obvious I got it from my momma.

#shoes #christian louboutin #conversation #mom #text message

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sass-and-ass

HAHAHAHahahahHAHahahaahahha omg

thirdengine

This is something my mom would do. ahaha.

adobopunk

rraaaarrl

thefrogman

I don’t know how to goat. But I’m learning.

mala-educacion

OMG the caption is perfect

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dutchster

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

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Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

howesineteyaka

“DON’T BE A LITTLE PENIS!” Ahhhahahaha I can’t breathe!

Loved this.

omg just watch

i love her

This just made my day. I've never seen someone laugh so much during an interview. I love it.

kelleeeee

So the California Academy of Sciences has an app - Pocket Penguins - that’s a live feed of penguins.

thirdengine

I will always reblog the cutest animals in existence.

captainsensible

jenandthecity

but really.

thirdengine

Burritos would've been an acceptable answer as well.

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paralysedbeaver

thirdengine

This is all I need in life.

suicideblonde

Charlotte Free

thirdengine

I will never look at this woman the same way, for reasons I'm not at liberty to discuss.

pytsteph

I feel like getting drunk at Disneyland.

thirdengine

Welcome to my life. Get a pass and let's make it happen. Jas has one, too, so the possibilities are endless. To infinity and beyond, if you will.

queenbeyiseverything

port-au-princess

best couple ever♥

thirdengine

People conveniently forget that Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce. Further proof that even celebrities are humans prone to making mistakes.

#jay z #beyonce

actuallydylan

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