can i get a huyah

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

When it bounces perfectly in the corner i experience a Thought

*sees spider* should i try to kill it or should i just kill myself 

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

harry styles if you’re reading this i am free for the rest of my life and would love to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me for the rest of my life when i am free

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

me: *smacks my own butt* you are hot and irreplaceable