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@thinkingofotome !!!
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Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?
I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.
Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see candles called MMM, Bacon!. Riding Mower. Man Town. (I’m not kidding. Man Town.) Stay strong. Not in this section, but likely very near this section, you will find a candle called Mountain Lodge.
Hold this jar in your hands like a talisman. Close your eyes and picture a man.
I want to be clear: I’m not talking about a Hugh Dancy. Or an Andrew Garfield, a Ben Whishaw, even a Tom Hiddleston. This exercise requires someone in the Chris Evans weight class. The Richard Armitage department. Someone with smile lines around his eyes who could chop the cedar for your bower with his own hands, strangle an alpha wolf, carry you home when you sprain your ankle in the woods, bench press your entire body. Picture this man in your mountain home with a full beard, a slightly grimy white henley, a fond half smile he reserves only for you. Now open the lid and smell Mountain Lodge.
Steady yourself on the man candle display. Give yourself a second. No, you’re not wrong. Yes, the Yankee Candle Company has just eliminated the need for men. This medium tumbler Mountain Lodge candle jar is now your boyfriend. The Yankee Candle Company has effectively replaced the need for contact with the male half of our species with a compact and clean-burning candle in a jar.
“Do you like this one?” the cashier asked, ringing me up. “Every man should be required by law to smell like what this candle smells like,” I replied intensely. “That’ll be $12.01,” she said.
MOUNTAIN LODGE
it literally smells like waking up on a cold night to find a bearded richard armitage adding another quilt to the bed before he gets back in and pulls you snugly against his chest
I’m not fucking around I feel like I should be watching chris hemsworth in flannel and suspenders whittling a delicate masterpiece in front of a fireplace rn
All right, Tumblr, I saw this post a few months ago and immediately realized I had to smell this candle. I have never in my life experienced such a burning need (pun intended) to smell what the Yankee Candle website described as a warm aroma of cedarwood and sage, but what Tumblr described as my new boyfriend.
The trouble is that nearest Yankee Candle Company store was a bit of a trek, and my schedule tended to prohibit this olfactory adventure.
So for the last few weeks, as I’d scroll my Tumblr dash and look at images of attractive manly men, I’d sigh and wistfully think, if only I could engage another sense with this image. If only I could I could truly fathom the ideal fragrance of this man.
And then this happened.
And I knew.
I knew whatever was happening, I needed to get to a Yankee Candle Company. The scent of Mountain Lodge would transport me instantly to this scene. The aroma of this infamous candle could make me live out a self-insertion Avengers fanfic.
So I got in my car, made the drive, and located the Yankee Candle Company. The store was crowded with holiday shoppers. My nose was immediately assaulted by hundreds of warring scents.
I battled through the sea of humanity and the Angel Wings-Merry Marshmallow-Magical Frosted Forest assault, buoyed on by my need to understand what Steve Rogers ripping a log in half with his bare hands smelled like.
I waded toward the back of the store, only to discover the man candle section seems to have been discontinued. What was I going to steady myself on, once I found my scented gateway to hanging out with the Avengers on Hawkeye’s farm? I felt lost, adrift, unable to find my bearings amid Soft Blanket-Fluffy Towels-Home Sweet Home.
And then… rising from the “Fresh” display, there it was.
Mountain Lodge.
It was the moment of truth. What would it be like to smell this infamous candle?
I opened the lid. I took a deep breath.
And I giggled.
Ah yes. This was it. This gentle, pleasantly masculine fragrance, in fact, reduced me to what I’d probably do in the actual presence of Chris Evans: giggle like an idiot.
The smell makes me smile, makes me laugh, makes me gently swoon: all reactions that, indeed, can be elicited by an ideal man. I can barely handle the true power of Mountain Lodge.
Several months have passed since this discovery. I have regaled friends with the saga, and after hearing of it, they, too, felt the burning need to smell the candle. One by one, we have all become Mountain Lodge converts. In times of need, this candle is our refuge. Our group has developed escapist superpowers, infused by the Yankee Candle Company.
THE CANDLE, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND.
MOUNTAIN LODGE.
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we love everything about all of this. We will always be there for you, just light your Mountain Lodge candle and know that our love burns bright for you.
I liked the post many a moon ago in order to remind myself of this praised glory.
Today. Today is the day where the UK finally came through for me. Today is the day the candle shop finally stocked this "limited edition", "only sold in giant ass jars in the UK" candle.
May the Lord shine brightly on the Yankee Candle Gods for this moment.
My love for this candle and the post that started this journey is eternal.
"And then he greeted Death as an old friend, and went with him gladly, and, as equals, they departed this life."
RIP Alan Rickman
Behold the rotating dog.
This is amazing
@glowinthedarkstars thought you might like this XD
OMG someone please explain this Voltage rewind thing.
Please tell me I can play the old games again.
PLEASE TELL ME I GET NATHAN BECAUSE I’VE SEEN EDUARDO AND IF I GET NATHAN I SWEAR TO THE HOLIEST OF BEINGS I WILL SCREECH
The video was just there to show what games all came out and when…
And why shouldn’t you be able to play the old games? Nothing got deleted.
@kruemel-loves-otome oh right. I couldn't get the video to work at the time. Obviously I misunderstood lol I know but they crash a lot on my iPad so I can't play them for long :(

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OMG someone please explain this Voltage rewind thing. Please tell me I can play the old games again. PLEASE TELL ME I GET NATHAN BECAUSE I'VE SEEN EDUARDO AND IF I GET NATHAN I SWEAR TO THE HOLIEST OF BEINGS I WILL SCREECH
Let me know by liking or reblogging this if you want me to check out your blog and follow you using my secret primary blog, as long as your blog is mainly Voltage Inc/otome content then like/reblog this away and I’ll most likely follow you. I’ve been meaning to go on a following spree.
I say mainly and not fully because even I tend to reblog non-otome posts as well, but I tag those with “not otome” just in case people want to blacklist posts that are… well not otome. LOL.
Note: I know I’ve said this a lot, but since ohimebento is only a secondary blog I can’t follow you under this username. So if you initially thought I didn’t follow you, then just maybe you’re wrong. You can probably tell I’m following you if I reblog posts directly from you.
Urgh tumblr updates *shakes fist*
Sitting at work thinking of Civil War trailer and I just can't even TT_TT
MC Being Turned Into A Little Kid
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“How did we get into this mess…” Scorpio grumbled. Everyone had gathered together and was gazing upon what was now a rather tiny you. It turned out one of Ichthys pranks had gone horribly wrong and the results being you having turned into a little kid. Unfortunately, the effects were irreversible and all they could do was wait for it to wear off. “How long will she remain this way?” Leon questioned Ichthys with a piercing glare. Ichthys shied away and began to stutter his words, “I-I can’t say. Anywhere from a few hours to a few days to…a few w-weeks.” Everyone gasped, their eyes wide as saucers. They couldn’t even begin to imagine watching over you for such a time, they hoped it wouldn’t take that long and ended up wearing off fast. But in the meantime, it would be up to them to watch over the now six year old you.
“Now, how are we going to work this?” Scorpio asked, glancing between everyone in the room. Everyone looked at one another and Huedhaut was the first to speak, “We should split it up into teams. In the morning, Leon will work with Scorpio. In the afternoon Dui and Ichthys can take over and at night that leaves Teorus with Myself.” Huedhaut spoke what seemed like a sound plan, but little did they know things wouldn’t be so easy. After all, kids are unpredictable. Everyone nodded in agreement, that is everyone but Leon and Scorpio whom were glaring at one another in disgust.
“You seriously put me with this?” Leon spoke of Scorpio as if he was some monster. “I am not working with this unruly Lion.” Scorpio huffed. Huedhaut’s eye twitched and he silently glared at the two gods who shuddered under the intensity of his glare. Seeing the two gods lost for words, Huedhaut smiled in satisfaction.
“Um, where did ___ go?” At Teorus’s words everyone’s heads jerked towards where you should have been but you were no longer there. “She’s gone.” Dui spoke the obvious, surprise all over his face. The gods all started to panic and split up and begun searching for you.
“___! Where are you?” Ichthys called out. Standing besides him, Dui looked perplexed, “Will she really tell you where she is if you asked?” Ichthys stopped for a moment at this and shrugged, “Beats me.” He replied and continued to call out to you. Dui was still left confused with his thoughts but more importantly he was worried about your wellbeing.
In a different part of the house, Leon and Scorpio wandered around together in search of you. “That troublesome girl. Take your eyes off of her for one second and she uses it to make her escape.” Scorpio sounded annoyed. Leon snickered, “She is crafty. But maybe if you stopped attacking me and did a better job of watching her this never would have happened.” Hearing that Scorpio turned to him with a scowl while Leon looked smug. “Don’t put the blame on me. You are just as much to blame.” Scorpio refuted but Leon still looked as blase as ever.
“I should have never taken my eyes off of her…” Huedhaut blamed himself for what happened. Teorus, though, was smiling, “Don’t beat yourself up over it. We will find her. Besides, we are all at blame here.” He tried to cheer Huedhaut up. Huedhaut looked to him and gave a small nod as thanks and continued the search.
It wasn’t until some time later that one group had finally found you. “Found her!!” Ichthys shouted enthusiastically and ran up to your side. It turned out you had been running away from the gods the whole time and why they could never seem to find you no matter how hard they looked, but eventually you grew tired and fell asleep on Ichthys bed.
“Hehe, she is adorable sleeping like this.” Dui smiled, tenderly admiring your sleeping form. Ichthys, though, was confused to why you were sleeping on his bed. “Maybe she liked all the toys and decided your room was best.” Dui mentioned and Ichthys nodded, seemingly happy with this.
The gods were relieved that you had finally been found and was surprised how long you managed to elude them. They made sure to keep a close watch on you from then on.
Later that day…
“I’m hungwey.” You pulled on Ichthys pants as you looked up at both him and Dui, it was their turn to look after you. “Hungwey?” Ichthys repeated, a little confused. “I think she means hungry.” Dui said, smiling. A look of realization crossed Ichthys face and he nodded, acting like he knew it all along. “Right, I will make you lunch.” Ichthys spoke with a gentle smile and snapped his fingers. “Uh, what is that?” Dui asked, looking at the dish in Ichthys hands. “Steamed fish.” Dui frowned at this, “I don’t know if she will like that…” He looked doubtful but Ichthys shrugged it off and thought he was just being silly but when he showed the food to you it proved Dui was right. “Ewwww, I’m not eating that!” You turned up your nose and started to pout. Ichthys looked disappointed and this time Dui was the one to snap his fingers. He produced a dish of spaghetti bolognese and your eyes lit up. Dui smiled proudly while Ichthys sighed, “Don’t start getting cocky now.” Ichthys pouted but Dui remained silent, only smiling at him.
After that, the two gods played some games with you, though your abundant energy was wearing on the two of them fast. “Hah, I am tired.” Ichthys leaned back, sighing heavily and Dui did the same. “I am exhausted…” You had the both of them playing tag and running all over the place but now they had collapsed to the ground. “Hey, come on, pway with me!” You ran up and jumped against Dui knocking him backwards, “Ah!” Dui yelped. But neither of them had any more energy left to go on. “Ichthys… You created this mess… You entertain her.” Dui breathed in tired breaths before exhaustion overtook him and he fell asleep. “Huh. He fell asleep.” You looked over Dui and looked sad but then turned to Ichthys, “You pway with me!” She squealed with glee and stood off of Dui and started to run towards Ichthys, “N-Nooo! I have had enough play time!” Ichthys screamed and quickly bolted from the spot with you closely tailing him. The sight of a grown man being scared as he was chased by a little girl was rather amusing.
It was now Huedhaut’s and Teorus’s turn to watch after you, something that left Ichthys and Dui relieved their turn was over. They had no idea how they would last watching over you if the spell lasted more than a few days. Ichthys was quickly regretting his lifetime of pranks, this might be the prank that sent him to his grave while Dui, looking calm on the outside, was cursing Ichthys on the inside for causing this mess.
You had just finished dinner that Huedhaut graciously provided for you and now it was time for bed. However you didn’t want to sleep, not yet. “Come now, go to sleep. Be a good girl and do this for me.” Huedhaut spoke softly to you, gently stroking your hair as you laid on a bed they provided for you. “Nooo!” You shook your head and looked a little anxious, “I want a bedtime story.” Huedhaut’s eyes widened, he wasn’t expecting you to ask this. “A bedtime story… I’m not sure I know any that would be suitable for you.” He looked off in the distance in thought. Teorus, standing besides him suddenly came up with an idea, “How about we act out something, together?” He smiled. Huedhaut’s body jerked and he slowly turned towards him, “I don’t think that would be appropriate.” He didn’t seem to fancy this idea but Teorus was stuck on wanting to do this. “C’mon.” His smile grew even wider. Seemingly giving up, Huedhaut sighed in resignation and stood up. “What do you plan on us to do?” He asked. Teorus eyes lit up, “I just recently saw a book of stories that are for children and I remember one of them being about three little pigs and the wolf that tries to eat them.” Teorus explained fervently. However, Huedhaut was astonished by his suggestion, his mouth hung open and his eyes had grown wide, “Is this really a story for children?” He asked, he didn’t like the sound of this sound of this story at all. Teorus nodded, assuring him it was.
Huedhaut slowly nodded his head, still not entirely convinced but shrugged his shoulders and decided to go along with it. “Yay, I wanna see you both act silly.” You giggled, looking very excited. Huedhaut didn’t know how to feel at being called ‘silly’ but shrugged it off and got ready to act out the story at Teorus suggestion. Huedhaut was to be the big bad wolf while Teorus made copies of himself to play out the three little pigs. Teorus produced little cardboard houses where each one would stay in and directed Huedhaut along the way on what he should do. As they both acted out the story you were nothing but a bundle of laughs enjoying the show.
“I will get you you sweet, juicy pigs. I will huff and I’ll puff and blow your houses down!” Huedhaut bellowed in a deeper voice than usual as he stomped along the floor. Though his face was far different from the sound of his voice, embarrassment was written all over it. “You will never destroy my house!” Teorus responded in a higher pitch of voice, hiding in his little house. The next moment, Huedhaut had stomped through the house making a motion as if he was blowing down the house and then that copy of Teorus and the house vanished leaving two behind. The same thing repeated for the next house until one remained, but then they noticed the sound of soft snores and saw you had fallen fast asleep. “Thank goodness.” Huedhaut sighed in relief. Teorus, however, was almost disappointed it was over, he was actually enjoying himself.
“Don’t ever make me do that again.” Huedhaut muttered, still in disbelief what he had just done. Teorus chuckled, “That was fun.” Completely ignoring Huedhaut’s weary tone.
The next morning…
Leon and Scorpio were now up. The pair glared at one another and towards you, both were clueless as what to do. “How do we take care of a little child?” Scorpio asked as if asking the air and Leon shrugged, “How should I know? I have never looked after one before.” You looked up between the both of them in confusion and amusement from seeing the pair bicker, “Are you two best friends?” You asked and the pair completely froze and begun to cough. “What?!” They suddenly exclaimed and glanced at one another before quickly turning away, “Never!” They fervently denied but you just giggled. “If you say so.” And then your tummy rumbled, “Ohh, I am hungwey.” You rubbed your tummy. “Hungwey? Oh, hungry.” Scorpio, rubbed his chin as if he was in thought. “What do we feed her?” Leon looked troubled. “I don’t know. Hmm… Kids like ice cream, right?” Scorpio asked, looking at you and Leon nodded, “I think I remember Huedhaut telling me once they do.” And then they snapped their fingers and ice cream appeared. “Here.” Scorpio handed you the ice cream and your eyes grew wide. “Ice cweam for breakfast? Wow!” You were ecstatic and eagerly started digging into the container. Scorpio and Leon both looked proud and also relieved you were eating what they provided. After you finished eating it was then time for playing. It was the start of a new day so of course your energy had also been replenished. “You want to play?” Leon looked surprised and had no idea what to do. “I am not playing any kids games.” Scorpio refused, looking adamant.
However, there Scorpio was, playing games with you and Leon. It was hard to imagine the hard-headed Lion and Scorpion being tamed by a little kid but the mere fact you had them playing games with you was proof they were weak to your charms. The three of you sat down playing a game of cards. “I win!” Leon shouted happily, his sudden outburst surprising Scorpio, “Dammit. You stupid Lion.” Scorpio looked frustrated to have lost to the stupid Lion. They kept playing over and over until finally Scorpio won, “In your face, you stupid Lion!” Scorpio jumped to his feet, a smug grin plastered to his face as he looked down on Leon. However, Leon closed his eyes and smirked, “You won, what, one time compared to my ten times.” He laughed and Scorpio grew hot with anger, “S-Shut up!” They both started to fight with each other and by the time they stopped they realized you were nowhere to be seen. “Not again!” They both gasped, their bodies tensing up and cursing their predicament. “Our fighting once again brought us to this.” Scorpio scowled, and Leon looked troubled, “It did…” For once the pair agreed and set out in look for you.
For how long would this spell last and would the gods survive this predicament? Who knows, for now they would do whatever they could to see that you were well looked after and when it finally wore off… Well, Ichthys better run for the hills because there will be five angry gods out for his blood. All the while, The King watched from the heavens amused by the situation. It was only another form of entertainment to him.
IM CRYING THIS IS GREAT. I LOVE IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Sad and annoyed :/
Maybe I'm being dumb right but could someone please explain this voltage "buy 3" offer thing they're doing? Like do you buy one story from one of the 3 apps and then 2 from the other 6(?)? Or can you buy like 3 from the group of 3? Or 3 from the other group? And then, like, who are the participating "free story" apps? Because like if it's only on certain stories (I know it doesn't include the sale stuff), what's the point? Sorry if it's a stupid question, I'm just a bit confused...
Quick drawing of Takuto from Thief X (=ↀωↀ=)✧… it’s now Nov 2nd, Tokyo-time.
Happy Birthday, you tsundere-prince!
Okay so I thought this was an actual game picture like seriously. So amaze
That time of year again...
A lot of tributes are snuffing it in the Hunger Games arena tonight!
Waiting in a queue online for tickets for the Harry Potter play. Only another 25,000 people to buy tickets before I can get some
FML
AND THIS BITCH HAS TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!! @glowinthedarkstars
DUDE THAT IS AMAZING I am so jealous! Congrats!!! 😁😁😁
OMG I'm so happy!! 😄😄😄😄😄 you'll have to come over to see it when you take your belated holiday! The preview tickets are only for the first 4 months of it anyway so you could possibly get some!

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Waiting in a queue online for tickets for the Harry Potter play. Only another 25,000 people to buy tickets before I can get some
FML
AND THIS BITCH HAS TICKETS!!!!!!!!!!! @glowinthedarkstars
Waiting in a queue online for tickets for the Harry Potter play. Only another 25,000 people to buy tickets before I can get some FML