"because i love you"

you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

I deserve unproblematic dick

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it

She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred