Three Goblin Art
Kiana Khansmith
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature
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Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@thingthathappenedonthemetro
escalators
Usually escalators are where you lose faith in humanity’s ability to get out of its own way.
One guy in a wheelchair, making the fair assessment that elevators are usually for pussies, turned his chair backwards, rolled back, caught hold of both moving handrails, and rode down a l’enfant escalator backwards.
Roll on brother, you are a better man than any of us.
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homo
Was walking down the escalator when a man standing in front of me appeared to be waving me past. I smiled and nodded. As I got closer, the waving gesture seemed more obscene.
“Go on, get away from me, go on. Fucking white, fucking nasty homoseksh.”
Cops
Towards the end of a particularly long light a cop blazed through the intersection, robbing my bus driver of her window.
"He better not be getting lunch."
"Shit, he's probably at the jimmy john's right now"
Upon another cop's passing us.
"He's going for a hot dog, goin' for a cheeseburger."
Upon us passing two young ladies in shorts (The temperature was in the forties)
"They know this ain't the time for no damn shorts! When it was the season for it they weren't dressed like that!"
fight!
I had just run across the parking lot to let a girl know her straw hat was on top of her convertible when I heard a sharp, angry honk. The honker was parked, the honkee immediately behind him. The honkee pulled to the end of the lot, and got out and charged the honker like a cartoon character with his arms bent out like his body was an enormous beach ball. Honkee yelled at honker, and vice versa, and then honker rolled down his window and started swinging. He made contact a few times, weakly, but mostly missed as honkee alternately presented and pulled back his face. As we pulled out honkee's wife? had his arm and appeared to be calming him down as a fellow with curly hair in a tan blazer and pink tie talked to honker. Before they were out of sight tan blazer was yelling passionately at honker.
A beggar started his rounds at the back of the car, behind me, so I got to hear how polished his patter was. Some of it was to take added significance when I saw the visual component. "I'm sorry to bother y'all, but I just got out of prison, and I ain't got nothing. Anything'd help, if you've got a 5 a 20. I don't want to offend you, sir [clearly directed at me, though/because my face was buried in my book - and how could he offend me?], its just that I can't even afford underwear or socks. *Pulls pants down, demonstrating* [oh.] now if y'all've got some socks or underwear... but otherwise your 5 your 20. Thank you, god bless you." Dude was clearly wearing some socks.
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Announcer #3
"Remember to collect all your belongings, and have a lovely Friday. And go ahead and have a lovely weekend. Remember, you deserve it."
I felt more cheerful in spite of myself.
Announcer #2
"Friday to you! I know when the platform's crowded you wanna stand close, but I just wanna ask you to stand back, for safety."
About the third time we got this warning: "I'm trying real hard not to blow my horn this morning. But y'all gonna make me. Stand back from that platform."
Announcer #1
"Stay cool, be safe. Be safe, stay cool." Usually only at L'Enfant on hot days.
Rainy day variation: "Stay dry, be safe. Be safe, stay dry."
He's off my route nowadays. I'm curious what the snow day instruction is.
New Shit Has Come to Light
"I've just been notified that this train is out of service. All passengers please exit." Many exaggerated, exasperated sighs, glances of commiseration between strangers. "Shit!" said the guy across from me, "shit!" We stepped out and stood in cavernous silence as some tall European looking cat with a sculpted beard filmed himself and everyone with his iPhone.
Crying Girl #1
I'll likely never see another again, now that I've numbered this, but they have been a mainstay thus far. Rather, girls who look like they are about to cry. This one was crying, wiping her nose and chin. She had springy hair dyed, some tips anyways, a red one finds, suspiciously ubiquitously, in inner city high schools. She was talking on her phone in accented English, of which I only made out one word: 'Granma.'*
* It may have been 'auntie,' definitely a female, older relative. My brain does not do what it once did.
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