The Quotable Andrew Zimmern

It explodes in your mouth like a hot, steamy little puss bag.

A sack without veins just isn't a sack at all.

There's nothing sexier than a big bucket of meat going into a grinder.

It has a stiffness in the mouth...yeah I just said that....that's just extraordinary.

If you went camping with the boys for 3 or 4 days, no shower, no toilet paper...when you come back, you'd kind of smell like tripe."

I like my eggs fertilized.

At the Road Kill Cook Off, I'm treated like a God.

I have impregnated those eggs personally.

When it tastes this awful, I think it's got some curative powers

This- with all due respect- is one of the craziest things I've ever eaten and was almost impossible for me to get in my mouth.

It's like nose bacon

It's a diaper tasting fat sponge.

If you like fatty, gelatinous stuff, this is the greatest soup ever.

Kidneys that aren't from your cattle taste like you're licking some 3rd graders biology experiment

It tastes like milk inside their rear ends.

The majority of the time I've had them they've either been grilled or sauteed and they just taste like a nasty pus bag.

Wow. That just scrunches up your whole face.