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Aries: “I’m going to end up in jail or working at Olive Garden, either way endless salads being tossed.”

Taurus: “I cheated on all my exams. #Kony2012”

Gemini: “A potato hath flown around my room before you cometh.” - William Shakespeare

Cancer: “You’re all going to regret not dating me in High school.”

Leo: “Hannah Montana says that nobody is perfect, but yet here I am.”

Virgo: “If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost In the sauce.” - Gucci Mane

Libra: “I spent 113,880 hours of my life to receive a piece of paper and a handshake.”

Scorpio: “I should’ve burned this place to the ground when I had a chance.” - Michael Scott

Sagittarius: “Live savage not average.”

Capricorn: “Any size pizza is a personal size pizza if you try.”

Aquarius: “Sometimes when my neighbor is gone, I roll around in her garden and pretend I’m a carrot.”

‘Regulate Florida’ marijuana initiative would legalize the plant for adults

(HeraldTribune) Florida marijuana activists have launched a voter initiative called “Regulate Florida,” which would amend the Florida constitution to legalize and regulate adult use of marijuana in the Sunshine State.

If the Regulate Florida measure makes it on to the November 2016 ballot, Florida voters could face two decisions about the future use of marijuana: one to legalize medical use and another to legalize adult use. The Florida Legislature would be in charge of taxation in either case.

Regulate Florida’s multi-page document “is completely drafted,” said Bill Wohlsifer, a Tallahassee attorney who is the director of legal affairs for the political committee in charge, Sensible Florida. The proposed amendment, said Wohlsifer, “is very comprehensive. It doesn’t leave that much for the Legislature to do.”

Regulate Florida, with details to come as early as next week, would license growing, processing, distribution and retail sales of cannabis and would make possession legal, he confirmed.