Parents. We Love Them.

omg is this the new snapchat update??

nope!! this is an app my friends made called Miso Happy haha it’s like Pokemon Go! Meets Snapchat and you get a cool little virtual you (or add your friends’ faces) and you can dress up as like 70s people sumo wrestlers it’s rad af 

shut the fuck up i need this wtf 

listing their child’s achievements whilst another parent is also listing their child’s achievments

“I had a life before having you kids you know!” we didn’t ask

immediately proclaiming “that’s it! parent taxi life is over!” the day you pass your driving test

getting annoyed because you appreciate seeing your dog more when you come home from long visits

the worst five words you could say to your mother: “no thanks, i’ve already eaten.” this is a personal insult

complaining about the mess in the house yet has the messiest bedroom

“you’re 18, you don’t need christmas presents anymore” absolutely not I did not ask to be born therefore you are NOT taking away my right to childhood happiness

agreeing to do either the pick up or the drop off of the journey if another consenting parent decides to do the other journey too

inviting their friends over, getting drunk and then saying “look! am I twerking?” 

saying the classic line “until you’re 18 you live under my rules”, only to turn 18 and then receive the upgraded statement of “whilst you’re under this roof, you live under my rules”

offering your parents help and them saying “it’s fine i’ve got it don’t worry about it” only for them to use it against you in an argument and say “no one ever helps me in this home”

“Listen, your father and I had a life before we had you kids you know!”

showing your parents a photo on Instagram and they accidentally like it by trying to make it bigger

listing their child’s achievements whilst another parent is also listing their child’s achievments