Things My Kinders Say

Me to my 3-year-old client: "No, thank you, we don't lick the frogs."

"Miss Emma, do you know what a boat is?"

Shortest girl in the class to tallest girl in the class: "We're the same height!"

The assignment was to draw something that began with the letter A. One boy drew a duck and very excitedly told me it was quacking.

(To a firefighter) "You're a fire hydrant!"

(To me) "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

(To me) "Do you have a job?"

(during morning meeting) "Why is the sun hot?"

"My grandma is 10,000 years old!"

"I know what death is! It's what happens when you die."

(writing a sentence using the CVC word "pig" and the sight word "like") "Pigs are like my dad!"

"She looks just like Cardi B!" (said about a classmate, who very much looks nothing like Cardi B.)