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I light the flame on the candle. The candle goes boom -mimics explosion with hands- no more candle

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Husband: Hehe

Me: what's so funny?

Husband: hehe... funny shirts. Heehee. Hoho

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-grumble- nothing you could've designed -mumble-

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- just 5 straight minutes of explaining the importance of rotating crops and letting fields rest-

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- reaches hand towards my face- the wall... the invisible wall... -snores-

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Me: -rolls over-

Husband: What are you trying to sneak in?

Me: Hmm?

Husband: What are you smuggling in?

Me: I just rolled over?

Husband: Smugglerrrr... -snores-

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Bum sniffer was traveling

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Christen thyself on my behalf

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Ahhhh, I don't wanna get up. hmm, ugh, oogh, too early...

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Titties... hehe

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