Daily things my cousin says and does

Cousin:the fingers are stronger on this one

Cousin: Sometimes when I blink, my eyes don’t fully shut, because like I can still see

Cousin: I'm a dog! Rahhhh!!!!!!!

Cousin: Wine time!

Cousin: Wait- That wasn't meant to be a reminder!

After she hung up she texted me and told me the second grader was wrestling with his little sister and the sister demanded that she call the police. Then a minute later she called me again to assure the older kid that I was not actually a cop and he was not going to jail.

Soooo... that last chat was just the beginning. My cousin flattens the hamburger bun and tries to eat it in peace, my aunt then begins to voice her concern that her child is eating a plain hamburger bun. This leads to her (my cousin) trying to explain that hamburger buns are just bread. Keep in mind we were just watching The Matrix two seconds before this a movie that I had never seen before (we got about 30 minutes in before my aunt had my uncle pause the movie so she could understand what her 16 year old was doing with a hamburger bun) . So while my aunt and Cousin are yelling at each other my uncle is explaining what this movie is about because I was lost, and if that doesn't perfectly sum up what my family is like I don't know what does.

Cousin:it's just bread *Proceeds to flatten hamburger bun*

Cousin: YOU CAN'T HAVE COOKIES!

Cousin: DROPPPED!!!

Me: annd... I have my third post.