What I Thought It Was, It Isn't Now

a king on his steed

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

who is she

literally where would we be without alliums. in hell, probably

I’m a sensitive little demon

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

That’s the sirens bitch

How To Stop Being Jealous Of People Who Get All The Opportunities That My Trauma And Mental Illness Denied Me

When you spot one (1) constellation and you instantly feel like a sea captain looking for the North-West passage 

the only real victims of cancel culture were the dixie chicks