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Why did Dwight d Eisenhower sit like that

Wait... Y-you... Hand out pocket Bibles? To college students? Hmm I dunno. I think we're gonna have to persecute you. Like they did to Jesus? Yeahh 🫤

teacher s always hyperlinking to shit

Why can't I be a delicate flower that stims by flapping my hands why do I genuinely just start throwing shit like Octodad

People name their kid Hope or Miracle if it was a high-risk pregnancy but it turned out okay. What if we took that a step further and thanked God every time that He didn't kill the babychild. What if we named it Jonathanks

"please don't fire me boss" my soul did a backflip at the concept of losing you. Fix your sleep schedule

I think one of our biggest issues when it comes to identity politics right now is that the same people who tell you transgenderism is a mental illness to which the only cure is getting treated in ways that provably make you more likely to turn yourself into a statistic also say shit like "I scrub every single thing in my house down with bleach until my fingers bleed because that's just how much I love Jesus"

I'm gonna kick that high chair out from under you

she gon lurn!!

They're just feeding you guys the chode rangoons I don't know what to tell you

Oh great. Just great. Just what I wanted. I'm addicted to my own despair

Stomach sour as fuck chewin on a Tums Chewable as implied by the product name Chewable

The internet is great because it gives you the opportunity to argue with a guy who's so media illiterate he thinks B.Y.O.B. by system of a down is actually about a party in the desert and then you still lose

Woke up an hour past my alarm pants are sagging off of my ass I'm chopped as fuck my hair is greasy I might just end itall if my Vehicle Truck wasn't so fucking sexy

[me about to lie my way out of saying sorry] I'm going to do something our beloved president calls The Weave