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‘Tis the season for chocolate. Fa la la la la.

Aly, on Valentine’s Day

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Aly & Carissa: *come to Chili's for a brownie*

Server: We're completely out of brownies.

Aly: Is the universe out of oxygen, too?

Did you see the moon? It was like a giant tortilla in the sky.

Aly

*bad accent* I'm sorry, I'm not very good at accents. That was the Godfather.

Aly

Carissa: WHy are all the breakup songs about December? It's the holidays. Why would people want to be alone?

Aly: It's Christmas. They know there are better gifts.

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This sounds like a really intense episode of American Idol.

Aly watching the election live coverage

Would you say that Charlotte in Charlotte's Web sent the first ... web mail?

Aly: We should do meatless Mondays.

Carissa: Why Mondays?

Aly: Because alliteration, and because it's the farthest day from today.

#The Daniel Plan #Day Two #Twosday

The only donuts we can eat are tomato slices with a hole.

Aly, about the Daniel Plan

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Carissa: "Memo" is short for "memorandum."

Aly: Wow, I didn't know that!

Aly: I guess I never got the memo.

Carissa: How many jokes did I miss from you while I was gone?

Aly: So many. The walls loved it.

Do you think Michelangelo ever painted his toenails? Think about it ... it's the opposite of his regular work.

Aly

Aly: Carissa, open my sunroof.

Carissa: *opens sunroof*

Aly: See, my car is voice activated!

Why are there no poems about the bottom of an ice cream cone?

Aly

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Carissa, I think your Doppelganger is Stevie Wonder.

Aly

Similarities between Carissa and Tina Fey's character on 30 Rock

1. Flair legged pants

2. Likes writing

3. Loves food

4. Doesn't plan ahead

5. Loves Amy Grant

6. People don't acknowledge either as humorous (which is ironic)

7. Is a feminist

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