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*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

saving up to fly out to scotland and spot the loch ness monster

you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?

the babadook would never let this happen

hate quiet sex…we not in the library take yo wig off & turn up hoe

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this is so ugly khwkfwkngkwngw

Damn not the wig ☠️🤣🤣🤣

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

Ideal pronoun

This shit is so hilarious

“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt

actual definition of BDE

This is literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen