Eat your heart out

Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect

Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason

It’s an elephant strawberry. That’s already magical enough.

*elephant sound*

Wut the hell.

guys did you hear that elephant noise

Prozac doesn’t work but you know what does. I figured out that the cure for my depression is always getting exactly what I want

im soft, sleepy, n snuggly…….truly the full package 

Such a taurus and cancer mood 😌

margaret atwood was right

me in the group chat:

matilda (1996) dir. danny devito is honestly one of the most important films ever made??? i’m not kidding. this is not a joke. where would i, and where would the world in general, be without it? that Film is one of the only bright beams of light left shining through the dark, crumbling hellhole we call Life