tongue kissing is an antidepressant

january is one of those months where you experience every feeling on the human spectrum and you just have to go about your day like that isn't happening

“for u, i would” a love language.

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me boys exist to be more than just sex toys??

no, they don’t

why are my two favorite tropes "seemingly powerful and dominating guy turns out to be kind of pathetic" and "silly goofball of a man turns out to be terrifyingly powerful"

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

cock. balls, even.

i love seeing women rediscover themselves after a tough time.

sometimes i will see the girls thirstposting on tumblr and just know they are ovulating. this is not your heart baby