ask me about my lobotomy,

Going to start posting about frank the way ppl post about gerri or tom

He quoted my favorite poem in the first season and I have had fancam heart eyes for him ever since bc my bitch likes PRUFROCK

no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

I, a simple dyke, have uncontrollable fondness and affection for Griffin McElroy. it is inexplicable and ineffable and incredibly trying.

HOW DO I EXPLAIN TO MY MOM THAT I ALMOST BROKE MY 6 MONTH NOT CRYING STREAK BECAUSE A MINECRAFT GHOST GAVE SOME OF HIS FRIENDS COMPASSES THAT POINT TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE ONE OF THEM GOT EXILED FROM THE COUNTRY HE BUILT

FUCK I JUST HAD TO EXPLAIN WHY I WAS SO HAPPY TO GET LITTLE PLUSHIE COMPASSES THAT SAID “YOUR TOMMY” AND “YOUR TUBBO” ON THEM FOR MY BIRTHDAY TO MY DAD WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME

Yay enabling!!!

the relationship between wlw and their fictional male fav who sucks extremely bad but lives in their mind anyways is extremely complex and can’t be explained

Which DND class suits your personality?

i am reminded of an episode i once saw of a television show. in it, a genius scientist, in order to escape an unpleasant obligation, transforms himself into a pickled gherkin--while still retaining his cognitive capabilities and power of speech. fanciful, yes, but one forgives this while watching, overcome as one is by the sheer humorousness of the premise. later, when the scientist, still in his vegetable form, finds himself lost in a sewer and accosted by hungry vermin, he must use his wits to overcome his own limitations, lest he be eaten alive. a useful metaphor, i've found. tell me, will... will you overcome your limitations? or will you allow yourself to be... eaten?