ThiamFresh

Ive just finished the (very rough) first draft of chapter 1 of the zombie book im trying to write. Its only 700 words and i was just wondering if anyone would be up for reading it to let me know if its utter shit 🤣

They did neither of those things. It was my 30th birthday allll i wanted was a dino cake and a fucking dog walk break and i didnt get it.

I was devastated. Like full on ruined my birthday. I cried a pathetic amount. I have made it known that i was ridiculously unimpressed and initally refused to celeberate my birthday this year after countless birthday letdowns.

Her and my brother promised this year would be better so i agreed to a 'party'. I said i just wanted them to get chips, dip and rum and for my mum to invite her (our?) Friend over for the day.

Tell me why now that im getting ready for work my mum fucking tells me that i need to go to the shop tonight to get chips, dip and rum because she doesn't want to go and that her (our??) Friend isnt coming because she didnt invite her in time and now shes busy.

So Perry wakes up in JD's bed and is hoooooorrrified at his own choice. But before he can start ranting about how "im nahawt your girlfriend newbie" and it actually didnt mean anything and he doesnt want JD yapping at his heels or humping his leg JD freaks out and throws Cox out of the apartment

And then Perry gets insulted and keeps ranting to Ben about why oh why is Sandra not singing love songs about me and doodling JD + Perry 4eva on his charts.

Meanwhile JD is having an absolute meltdown because he 10000% has internalised homophobia and has spent his entire life trying to convince himself that he isnt also attracted to guys and surely he just likes Cox as a mentor not anything else

"When are you gonnaa stop loving Carla" as a reply to Turk about his relationship with Perry Cox