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Have a best of Mom compilation 🤣

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C8yLzxwNWYw

To every Christian proudly claiming not to know anyone in their church who is anxious or afraid about Roe being overturned, I have news for you…

You actually do. In fact, you probably know a lot of them.

They just don’t tell you because they know you’re not a safe person.

His road had way too much traffic to the point he couldn’t leave his apartment (plus I believe that bridge was single lane)

All the traffic and accidents pissed him off so he started hauling phones around in a wagon. The slow speed and high concentration told the algorithms that traffic was horrible and everyone’s maps routed them away to better more appropriate routes.

while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines

While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy