poison is my love language

we have Cosmic Witch at home pt II because i really like this outfit

bonus: i just know they're in charge of rival constellations or something

obligatory 'we have Cosmic Witch at home' post

because we do.

he's going to lighten ZGY's load iykwim what the hell kind of dreams do you have, child?

i know what you are... α

judging you

such a lightweight he thinks he's holding an arrow

such a lightweight he thinks he's missed the shot with his non-existent arrow

he's mocking him, i know it

art references 🤷

that expressionless expression of fondness (or possibly murderous intent)

my beautiful son with no chill

seriously.

bonus: i wanted to see these without text covering them. he looks so very unimpressed with his massive hunk of gold.

Beyond Mundane photo dump:

I'm not really an inventive builder, but I like how this is shaping up so far.

Cloudbourne Inn - considering actually making this the main house. It's come a long way in the past few days

(Someone's been leaving cranes around the house)

Hualian on a date, just because:

The marriage shacks, for those who are wed (plus boat beds). So far there are only two couples:

These guys, who are technically living in sin(??) but as they were tricked into hard labour I'll let it slide:

And Zhao Dali, who I found in bed with Yan Lingniang. Not sure he's realised he's in a relationship yet, but she's pretty set on him (I moved the beds around and they still decided to sleep next to each other):

The cottagecore dream, which is in front of the main garden:

And the most important touch - life sized Wangxian mannequins. For whimsy.

Slacks off

Cannot cook? kinda cute tbh, like a lost baby bird

Sneaks into his own bedroom through the window like a criminal then pretends he was sleeping😔

Very cute when napping. The young master will be sleep deprived in the morning.

(spoilers maybe)

Thoughtful gift-giver trustworthiness debatable

Overall rating 7/10 - causes many issues but boosts morale.

and puppy!

dancing under the moonlight✨

Normal Guy and his Annoying Brother

screenshot dump - bothering your wife hours

caught in the act:

very important officials

(slightly less important official)

step by step guide on how to scam free lunch in kaifeng

bonus tip - this method works even faster