masked troupe is holding me hostage

step by step guide on how to scam free lunch in kaifeng

bonus tip - this method works even faster

First of all, your laws mean nothing to Jingchen.

Secondly, look how happy everyone was to see him!

screenshot dump - whatever it is these guys have going on

don't ask me how we got here. i just wanted the butterflies for my nature spirit outfit

bonus - together💖 + my white whale

screenshot dump - wangxian go on a trip ft. lwj being god's strongest soldier

fire lord

bonus - south pole

《Stage Adaptation of Popular Novel》

Special Correspondent

'I Want to Be the Master!' may soon be coming to a playhouse near you! Portraits of popular actor Bai Xingyi have spread like wildfire across the streets of Kaifeng following announcements the controversial romance is set to be adapted for the stage.

Mr. Bai, who is rumoured to star as the novel's lead, Xiao Hei the spirit dog, has been unavailable for comment.

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《New Dog on the Block? IWTBTM Cast Reveal》

Special Correspondent

Further updates reveal an unknown actor is set to star beside Bai Xingyi as Xiao Hei's half-brother, Bai Li, in the stage adaptation of hit serial, 'I Want to Be the Master!'

A banner depicting the pair was displayed in front of Old Lu's teahouse, where a tie-in promotion is being advertised. "Each meal comes with a free painting," a spokesperson for the teahouse told us. "Buy two, and we give out a wooden figurine."

We at the Herald have been advised there are five figurines to collect in total - one for each of the major characters introduced in the novel, alongside a rare 'secret' figure depicting Xiao Hei with the male lead.

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BONUS:

《NMW Security Audit: Raging Tides Edition》

Special Correspondent

The good news is Raging Tides' wine cellar is really, really well secured. The bad news is it's empty.

screenshot dump - thirst traps

bonus - this glitch that made me very happy for about 3 seconds, before it disappeared