for.fucks.sake

Helena: i’m-

Dinah: you just called harley mom. you said “thanks mom”.

Cass: what? no i didn’t. i said thanks man.

Harley: do you see me as a mother figure cassie?

Cass: no. if anything i see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me.

Helena: it’s a diamond necklace. oh Cass, how much did it cost?

Cass: um, nothing?

Helena: you stole? again? really, Cassie?

Dinah: oh, that’s my to-do list.

Renee: tea.

Dinah: oh, what kind of tea?

Helena: i can be uncooperative.

Dinah: give me an example.

Renee: no, we are mad.

Harley: yes, we are. we are livid. but we’re going to let this one slide.

Cass: thank you.

Renee: no, we are not.

cass: phew, i don’t have to cover up that tattoo harley helped me get anymore.

Renee: your WHAT?! harley?!

Harley: i’m going to tell her.

Helena: what?!

Dinah: a quickie. you know, one of those tart things.

Renee: i have this headache that comes and goes.

*Harley walks in*

Harley: hey whores!

Cass: nothing.

Harley: is that the same nothing that got you arrested last time?