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Evan: A bus.
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Therapist: So, what brought you to therapy?
Evan: A bus.
Therapist:
Evan: Okay, fine. Crippling depression that I cover up with bad jokes.

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Peter: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Phoenix: All my enemies dead and out of my life.
Peter: I have like 10 galleons.
Evan: Trust fall.
Phoenix, from across the room: I'm not gonna catch you.
Evan: Trust. Fall!
Phoenix: I said no-
Evan: I'm falling!!!
Phoenix, diving over a couch to catch Evan: MERLIN FUCK!
David (Evan’s Father): You’re sitting at the kids table this thanksgiving.
Evan: Why??
David: What’s a carburetor?
Evan: Uh..
David: Who’s spongebob’s best friend?
Evan: Patri— Oh.
Phoenix: In general friendships are time and resource intensive — and thus inadvisable.

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Peter: So if I run into that wall
Peter: Headfirst
Peter: Full strength
Peter: And I DON’T break my skull,
Peter: I get Three Hundred Galleons?
Phoenix: Basically, Yes.
Peter: Seems legit
Christen and Phoebe: HEY, NO—!
Damariss, jokingly: You know I should have Phoenix kill you for that
Phoenix, from the other room: Who?
Damariss: I was just jokin—
Phoenix walking in, fully prepared to curse someone at any second: No, is someone bothering you?”
Phoebe: Why are you two arguing this time?
Landon: He’s bullying me!
Timothy: Yes I am! Because you’re not allowed to play “simp” on the scrabble board!!
Phoenix: Salt and Vinegar chips are my favourite
Peter: That makes you a psychopath, Nix
Phoenix: Bold of you to assume I didn’t know that already
Evan: Science side of tumblr, how do I become a Jellyfish?
Timothy: Jellyfish have no brains, you are already pretty close.
Evan: ok WOW

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Landon: *looking at Phoebe*
Phoebe:
Landon: Stop being so cute or I’ll punch you in the lips.
Landon: Very softly...
Landon: With my own lips.
Gideon: Drunk collage students are basically toddlers.
Timothy: What makes you say that?
Gideon: *points to Evan who is obviously drunk*
Evan: *leaning forehead against the microwave and crying* I just want Hotpockets.
Phoenix: Ten years ago today I married my best friend.
Phoenix: Damariss is still mad about it, but Evan and I were drunk and thought it was funny.
Phoenix: Did you have to stab him?
Evan: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me!
Phoenix: What did he say?
Evan: ‘What are you going to do, stab me?’
Phoenix: ..... That’s fair.
Our Platform
We believe that wizards have lived in hiding for far too long, it is time to come out of the shadows and into the light so we can breath once more. The Reborn vow that no witch or wizard will ever live in fear of muggle prosecution again.
We promise to instill a globally recognized political system that will elevate wizarding kind to a place equivalent to their abilities and population.
Furthermore, The Reborn are dedicated to a comprehensive and extensive education for all young witches and wizards at low to minimal costs. Education is for the masses not the higher classes.
The Reborn recognize a history of strife, war, fear and death. The wizarding world was set ablaze by internal wars. Wizard upon wizard. The world is in flames; but from the flames… we shall rise.

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how would one apply for this group?
You would talk to @heirxbornxofxflames with muse info and we would decide/work out how your muse fits in :)
What is The Reborn: An Overview
The Reborn is an organization which adheres to pureblood ideals, admitting only purebloods and halfbloods for membership and actively discriminating against blood traitors, squibs, and muggle-borns. Their goal is to see wizarding superiority on a global scale, much as Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters once strived towards. In fact many members of The Reborn are children or grandchildren of former Death Eaters.
They are led and organized by Phoenix Lestrange, the grandson of Lord Voldemort himself. Phoenix has a select few that he allows into his elite inner circle, All of whom have dedicated themselves to The Reborn and to Phoenix (Damariss Lestrange (nee Dolohov), Evan Avery, Timothy Nott, Landon Mulciber, Benji Carrow, Peter Holomek and Gideon Rosier). Every official member of the reborn bears the mark of the organization: A Black Two Headed King Cobrabreathing fire, on their right arm.
Each elite member plays a crucial role in the day to day life activities of the Reborn, working towards their common goal: seeing Phoenix rise to power and restore the wizarding world to the glory that should rightfully be theirs. [More about Elite members and their roles here]
Some may refer to The Reborn as next generation Death Eaters, and they would not be entirely incorrect in doing so. However, The Reborn have a mission to never fall prey to the weaknesses that led to the downfall of their predecessors. To further separate them, The Reborn have a number of background activities that remain top secret, with even elite members not having every detail. [See Experimentation] [See Phoenix’s Quest]