May 16, 2020
David (Evan’s Father): You’re sitting at the kids table this thanksgiving.
Evan: Why??
David: What’s a carburetor?
Evan: Uh..
David: Who’s spongebob’s best friend?
Evan: Patri— Oh.
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David (Evan’s Father): You’re sitting at the kids table this thanksgiving.
Evan: Why??
David: What’s a carburetor?
Evan: Uh..
David: Who’s spongebob’s best friend?
Evan: Patri— Oh.
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Phoenix: In general friendships are time and resource intensive — and thus inadvisable.
Peter: So if I run into that wall
Peter: Headfirst
Peter: Full strength
Peter: And I DON’T break my skull,
Peter: I get Three Hundred Galleons?
Phoenix: Basically, Yes.
Peter: Seems legit
Christen and Phoebe: HEY, NO—!
Damariss, jokingly: You know I should have Phoenix kill you for that
Phoenix, from the other room: Who?
Damariss: I was just jokin—
Phoenix walking in, fully prepared to curse someone at any second: No, is someone bothering you?”
Phoebe: Why are you two arguing this time?
Landon: He’s bullying me!
Timothy: Yes I am! Because you’re not allowed to play “simp” on the scrabble board!!
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Phoenix: Salt and Vinegar chips are my favourite
Peter: That makes you a psychopath, Nix
Phoenix: Bold of you to assume I didn’t know that already
Evan: Science side of tumblr, how do I become a Jellyfish?
Timothy: Jellyfish have no brains, you are already pretty close.
Evan: ok WOW
Landon: *looking at Phoebe*
Phoebe:
Landon: Stop being so cute or I’ll punch you in the lips.
Landon: Very softly...
Landon: With my own lips.