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"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something."

"The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility."

"I know nothing about sex because I was always married."

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--/ I took the one less traveled by, / And that has made all the difference."

"There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted."

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."

"Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well."

"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."

"CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power."

"Blame someone else and get on with your life."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"We are all apt to believe what the world believes about us."

"No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."