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lock the fuck in so you can go have fun. do your homework so you can go frolic in a public park or something. Write an email and get a milkshake after. If your life feels like shit, you gotta up your rewards system. The government is trying to bamboozle you into misery. you need to retaliate with whimsey.

I get the feeling that my life would drastically improve if there were more trans women in it. Not sure why I just think they would improve the vibe.

"Dakota Johnson isn't a lesbian" this and "Anne Hathaway isn't queer" that. I DON'T CAREEEEEE. do you know how long my gay princess diary loving ass has waited for this? Nothing else matters other than the fact that Anne Hathaway is in it and is kissing a woman.

girlfriend

One of the best things about having a library card is that you can request stuff. And they just give it to you. For free. I'm rewatching every marvel movie on DVD and I haven't paid a single cent to any streaming service.

one of the best parts of life that they don't tell you about is that sometimes, there's a big bowl of grapes. Sometimes you can eat a big bowl of grapes and it will cure your ailments. It works every time. Sad? Big bowl of crunchy green grapes. Headache? Bowl of grapes. Have a cold? Grape.

if I hear one more insane thing from people that can smell I'm actually gonna stop believing you. What do you mean people have smells individualized to them? what do you mean you can smell that in their clothes after they're not wearing them anymore?? what do you mean that can last for days??? What in the A/B/O shit is this??????

Who wants to watch Yellowjackets with me but we have to pause every few minutes cuz I get scared

god bless ao3 for being free with no ads