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Will Gorski: May look like a puppy but WILL fuck you up on behalf of his fellow sensates. Also is a police officer so probably knows how to hide a body and shit. Don't fight Will Gorski

Riley Blue: Why the fuck would you fight Riley Blue. What the fuck. What te fukc oh my god don't hurt this poor baby.

Lito Rodriegez: Pretends to be a badass but is only good at acting like it. Cannot take a punch. Will throw plants at you if opportunity arises. You would win.

Nomi Marks: Doesn't look like a fighter and usually isnt. However she's very clever and has probably picked stuff up from the Resident Badasses. However if you fight Nomi Marks you'll probably wake up in the morning with no money in your bank account because she's hacked your LIFE son

Kala Dandekar: not as innocent as she looks. Guaranteed to use her extensive medical knowledge to totally fuck you up (see: homemade clingfilm bomb)

Wolfgang Bagdanow: Probably not a good idea man. He will literally blow you to smithereens with a bazooka. If you see Wolfie walking towards you it would be a good idea to run hard and fast in the opposite direction.

Capheus: WHY WOULD YOU FIGHT CAPH DO YOU HATE HAPPINESS