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Finally got something up after months, my apologies it's not the best I haven't written anything in ages, but I still hope you can enjoy it. ________ Taglist: @omg-im-such-a-masochist​ @melissahausen​ @new-zealand-chic​ @writtingrose​ @99hook @madhatterbri  @sassymox​ @mrsacklesevansmgk​ @xladyxfatex​ @adamcolesbaybay @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch​ @demonqueen29​ @itsicantbelievethis666​ @lilred91​ @rebellious-desires​ @moonlitleoo @thunderbutt @ava-valerie​ @shortyiceheart​ @serpantscorpio8497​ @thatpanpal​ @wrestlersownmyheart​ @vebner37​​ @seeingstarks​ @whenimakeitshine1234​ @legit9thlunaticwarrior​ @blaquekitty​ @ironshamelessyouth​ @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin​ @ripleyswhore @moonrosekk @xbreezymeadowsx @terrortwinunicorn @alyyaanna  @elevennbloom @melblacc @alliwant456  @mcreignsera @auburnwrites​ @aews-four-pillars @thatnerdwriter​ @sjwrites22​ If you wanna be added to the list lemme know. __________ There was nothing in this world or the next that Balor couldn’t handle, he’d faced off against demons, monsters and plenty of scum. He had faced off against lesser beings and always came out on top. So how in the underworld was he struggling with this squirming little sack of human flesh that Finn and y/n created?  “She’s not going to stop fussing until you burp her, she’s got gas building up in her stomach.” “Then why doesn’t she just let it out like the rest of you, is she really that incapable of simple human actions?” Balor pinched the bridge of his nose as he listened to the baby’s cries escalating to a volume that even he was starting to feel a little tortured by. “She doesn’t know how to do any of that yet so we have to help her.” Reaching down Finn gently picked the baby up, giving her a little bounce in his arms and holding her out to the demon king. “She’s your seed, you burp her.” “Oi you were just as involved the night she was conceived so you have to put in your share, now here hold her like Y/n has shown you a hundred times.” Carefully passing the wailing baby over Finn helps secure her in Balor’s arms then looks down at his claws. “You have to put those away, you'll hurt her.” “No really? I was just going to leave them out so they could shred her into a million tiny pieces." Rolling his eyes Balor carefully retracts his claws and starts patting the baby’s back, staring at the wall as if a gun was to his head. “Always help to give a little bounce to get the air out.” Mumbling under his breath Balor starts bouncing a little as he pats for a few minutes there’s nothing but crying. Then a loud belch goes off in Balor’s ear and the crying finally stops. “Thank the demons below I thought she was never..” Balor is cut off when a warm wet liquid starts running down his shoulder slowly he pulls the baby away looking at her in disdain.

“You just got sick on me you little monster, oh shut up Finn stop laughing and take your offspring.”

Quickly passing her over Balor grabs some babywipes cleaning his neck off as Finn continues chuckling while cleaning the baby. Watching her in disgust he shakes his head opening a portal back to the underworld.