You be strength and I'll be courage

When your history professor schools you in front of the entire world.

Kitties who eat too fast get ＴＨＥ  ＰＵＮＩＳＨＭＥＮＴ  ＢＯＷＬ

Sometimes cats eat so fast they puke bruh. It’s not healthy. There are a ton of people reblogging this actually happy that there’s a solution for this.

“My cat is too old for this stuff, it would stop eating!” YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE! Is your cat too old to play, buy a lot of little bowls and instead of putting its food in a single one, split the food around the house. The cat will go around, searching for its food in a easy way and having a little hunt/play that will surely make its day a little more fun!

CLIMATE 👏🏾 CHANGE 👏🏾 IS 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 A 👏🏾 HOAX

Si usted es arrestado, permanezca en silencio y no firme nada hasta que hable con un abogado.

You and I both know there’s got to be some greater storyline for you than “girl gets heart broken, was sad forever.” I think a nice one would be, “girl gets heart broken, was sad for a while but in her heartbreak she found freedom, friends, and the ability to look back and laugh at all she’d learned. She now lives her life on her own terms and still has fantastic hair.”

Because our society thinks its degrading to be feminine. 

Do not project your issues onto other men, men can wear whatever the fuck they want and look fabulous as hell. 

The Little Mermaid: Shorter Version 🦀

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

Tide got him but he’s ok.

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

His best bud just showed up to help him.

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

I want to try but at the same time? Nope?