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adaarsvitaar

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

fenmech

thranduils

user-is-isnt-missing-deactivate

WE MADE IT BOYS

LOOK AT HIM BLEP AFTER HE SIP

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moonemojii

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

takkezooi-deactivated20200726

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

#fave

atiny-spermanti

Stick closer, stick closer to me Don’t let go of me, don’t let go~

#bring bACK BLONDE YEOSANG #KQ YOU COWARDS #YEOSANG PLS

cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

#fave

svenholgersson

Forever, forever, you’ll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, and ever, we never will part Oh, how I love you Together, together, that’s how it must be To live without you Would only mean heartbreak for me.

thewildkikibird

@disgruntleddragonnoises time for you to see this fucking cursed post

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localbooktrash

This is YA

this is what y’all read over and over again

thewildkikibird

@disgruntleddragonnoises

veeranger

jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

cramorant600

Where’s the post about the guy who turned his life around bc of his shrimp? Bc that’s very relevant here

cramorant600

This guy. This makes me so happy

veeranger

this is what i was thinking about when i wrote this post

caffeinewitchcraft

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

madammuffins

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain remind them of you? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

queerautism

Can I just say how much I love seeing this applied to friends / platonic relationships, when I’ve only seen it about romantic ones before?

no-chill-at-all

issagif

phoenixiancrystallist

Thank you, bc “well damn lady I Coke’t remote the clouds” didn’t make a lick of sense

analife

Emilio Pucci // Ready to Wear - Fall 2015

poltervamp

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minervafloofderg-migrating

seriously though this is amazing, and narrating it Animal Planet style would be a really fun way to do a movie like Zootopia.

veryfunnymemes

kreolemami

when 1/18 of the traffic light is in another square…

Hey I just reread your ateez fics and they're so good so far!! Can't wait for more!!

oh dude thank you!! someday i will update them :,) i am trying hard to stay on top of stuff like that haha!

moami

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

toomanyraccoons

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

imsobadatnicknames

How are you posting from 1971?

jakemorph

homie thought lil nas did country roads

ratfuck

*checks calendar* hmmm today is Roleplay As a Horse Day

ratfuck

*breaths heavily from the nose* HRRRNF..SNNFF

ratfuck

WWWREEEEHRREOOOOUUUUUAAUUUIIEEEEE!!!

gaydelgard

#IC WNCNSNNY INCNANT BREAHTBE #FAVE

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churchoffear

One of the funniest things in the world to me is that comedy podcaster/video game journalist Justin Mcelroy will occasionally get emails intended for Crime/Politics Vancouver reporter Justin Mcelroy

magnoliaalchemist

an update

atheistjack-deactivated20190109

via godless.glasses

entanglingbriars

churches, I’m begging you, please run all your sign ideas by a thirteen-year-old

redgoldblue

Jesus of Nazareth has been dead for 1,987 slutty, slutty years

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