I base all of my actions (socially) off of something I like to call: “Schroedinger’s rejection”.

I had an incredible night. I went out with friends for the 2nd time ever and they kept saying so many nice things about me and we had fun=(

Sometimes I just want to tell bro that they have a super attractive voice in a platonic aroace way but I feel like it’d sound weird

Mortality drives me crazy

My deepest darkest most twisted desire is that I want someone to play with my hair really badly. Really badly.

I don’t know if it’s sad or dehumanizing or what that every time I try to make friends online people get convinced I am a bot😭 wow

Now what I really need is a radio show or podcast to get the endless chatter out

I feel so spinny in this late evening time ooooo oooo

I LOVE LIKING POSTS!!!!!!! I love hearting every message I receive!!! I love leaving endless comments on the same posts over and over, especially to support friends and make jokes about how cool they are!!! I love describing myself as my friends’ “#1 fan”!!! I LIKE AUPPORTING PEOLLE I REALLY DO!!!

WHO WANTS FO PLAY SCRABBLE!!!?

My riddles make me lose my beanstalks because I’m like “oooh I have 250+ riddles in my riddles pouch!!!” And at the same time I don’t want to share them beccause what if they get stolen!!! WHY WOULD AOMEONE WANT RO STEAL A RIDDLEv?!? No one LIKES THEM. Or I’m worried I’ll ick people out with them even further than I have. One time I introduced myself in chem by saying “Hi, I like rollerblading, sciences of all kinds, and I love love LOVE riddles so please ask me about them.” THEY LAUGHED AT ME. IM gonna do an aerial somersault twist

My two main special interests (?) (it feels odd to call them that) are riddles and native species restoration and it pains me so much because they’re so uncommon in conversation and I just want to talk and talk and talk forever and ever x 10^19 about them