Becca

@shellshcked

@imamotherfuckingstar-lord

@bucky-is-not-a-villain

So my profile picture is by an artist I believe is “Wiyn”. I can’t find their tumblr or on google, I’m going to keep looking but if you can find them please dm me so I can give them credit (love that picture)

Damn Fishes (Saitama x M!Reader)

A/N: I’m living for the male reader requests ngl. Also the male reader isn’t obvious or liek blatantly obvious so I hope it’s okay! If it’s not you can request something else if you want :)

Warnings: Fluff.

Fandom: One Punch Man

Edit Status: No

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You were going out to a super sale at a super market in J-City. The usual prices on their website showed seemed like a fortune compared to the sale. So of corse being the boyfriend of the biggest cheap scape in the world, you jumped on the opportunity. Since Saitama was out doing hero stuff you had to go alone, if there wasn’t a super sale you wouldn’t have gone alone because of all the villains popping up. But you had to, for the sale.

Then Lady Luck decided for this to be your lucky day to have to walk to the train station. In the rain. You sighed, it was going to be worth it though. Just imagine all the yummy food to be had! That thought alone helped you through the rain to said train station.

After the long train ride you finally made it to J-City. Where’s as soon as you got off of the train, a villain attack started. Having your boyfriend be the strongest person to ever live, you felt cocky enough to continue to the store. You did keep a mindful eye out, mindful enough to catch the massive fish creature that was lurking around the streets. So, with your new found information, booked it. You weren’t gonna become fish food today. There was a sale and god damn it you were gonna go to that sale.

You were cut short though. The fish creature somehow heard you and ran after you. Whom now also had you cornered. Well crap...

“What do we have here?~” The massive fish dude spoke in a sultry voice, almost girly but too deep to be a girls voice. The fish dude looked like he was a stripper because of his clothing and the crown he wore, along with the makeup he wore. Unless it was his natural skin design? You really couldn’t tell.

“A land dweller? Oh but such a handsome one too! I should add you to my collection because your simply too good for the surface world!~” he said, marveling over you like someone would a puppy. The thought irked you. You weren’t a damn puppy! Hell you were a damn adult!

“I’m not a trophy.” You replied, weaker than intended but still getting your point across somewhat.

“Oh you’re simply too cute! I must have you at once!~” he said, quickly scooping you up into his hands and skipping away like a child. Man you couldn’t wait for Saitama to show up right about now. You huffed, you weren’t scared, just annoyed you couldn’t go to the sale. Saitama would get you in a matter of time.

After an hour or so the fear started to set in. The fish dude was declared demon level. He also destroyed a shelter which, scared you a lot. It also made your mind race. Were those people okay? What is he going to do to you? Would he stuff you and hang you on a wall? Why was Saitama taking so long? You were scared beyond belief after thinking those thoughts. What made it worse is this ninja lookin dude tried to save you. But he failed misribly, as well we many other super heros.

As soon as those thoughts started to drive you insane. You spotted a familiar yellow and red clad super hero. As he got closer you chould see his bald head and beady eyes.

“Saitama what took you so long you lazy ass!” You yelled, throwing your arms up in anger and also trying to get free to slap some sense into your boyfriend.

“Sorry (Y/N) I didn’t mean to take so long.” He said in his usual monotone voice. After a little bit of fighting but mostly toying, Saitama finished off the Sea King.

“Are you alright (Y/N)?” Saitama said, a hint of concern lacing his voice.

“No I’m not fine! I’m missing a sale! If you wouldn’t mind lazy pants can you-“ before you could finish your sentence you were already in front of the store. You glanced back at Saitama and he had a derpy smile on his face which, you loved. As he was jogging into the store, he said with pure excitement and joy,

Tmnt Masterlist

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One Punch Man

*nods in approval and starts working*

I know a little spanish, so I’ll probably use google translate for most of it. And if it’s wrong please let me know!!

More will be added every so often as I post, but it won’t be immediately.

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Leonardo-

Guilt is a Powerful Thing

Guilt is a Powerful Thing Pt.2

Pipsqueak

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Raphael-

Personal Pillow

Anger issues

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Donnie-

Nap Time

Soft Shells and Soft Hearts

Makeup Mayhem

Artificial Heart (2016/18)

“It’s okay I’ve got you...”

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Mikey-

My Muse

“Can I Paint You?” (M!Reader)

The Art Of Touch

Sleepy Secrets

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April-

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All of the wonderful HC’s-

How You Meet

Late Night Adventures

How They Support Your Writing Skills

Cuddles With The Guys And April

How the Trutles Would React to Having a Mom Friend

Oh my gosh, thank you so much

I’m so sorry I haven’t been able to write very often, school has been getting in the way and I don’t have much free time anymore.

Sorry about that.

Schools been lame and I haven’t been able to write, so except slow updates. I will try to write as much as I can when I have time!!!