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@agentcildms
Greetings from the Massachusetts Branch of the Department of Metaphysical Sciences.
My name is Cil Plymouth, but please. Refer to me as Agent Cil. I am male.
I am rather proud of my position in the workforce; and work day in and day out to further positively impact our society.
I will filter my tags as follows:
cil converses - general posts.
to whom it may concern - answers to asks.
travelling far away - reblogs.
delving further - important events.
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I think the whole department heard me sigh.
Well, you should get a reassignment pretty soon. Look forward to it. Until, of course, Katherine is recaptured.
-🔍
Yes. Of course. Thank you for the opportunity.
Oh, Cil, I do it out of... affection. Sure. Let's go with that.
For what it's worth, I hope they don't fire you. You've done some good work here and there.
-Agent Heca
I managed that gay bitch the best I could ok
Oh my god. This is hilarious.
Allow me to…
[DMS Employee Group Chat]
Enter new name:
[DMS Employee plus Cil Group Chat]
There. Now we can still chat :)
-Agent Heca
Wow this is so nice
I don't feel BULLIED in the slightest
No, I know Katherine is missing. That's why I'm asking who was on site when she was released.
If it's anyone's fault, it's theirs. Incompetent fools. And this is why I do everything myself...
Perhaps we were too ambitious in trying to contain a god.... bHcgenJ1bmhnIG9kdncgd2xwaC4uLg==
-🔍
Ah. Yes, okay.
Well, not to name names, but it was Agent ████, Agent ████, and Agent ████.
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Ok.
Well then.
Could you tell me what agents were on site at the time of release?
This is no longer a question of me, but a question of their competency.
-🔍
Not quite sure that matters anymore
Katherine's missing
I'm done for
I found my lost subject. It seems somebody dressed as an agent for the… sole purpose of harming them. Have you found yours?
For your sake, I hope so.
-Agent Heca
Agent I think I'm losing my job today
...
Did you even check your email, Cil?
4PM sharp, after I had that interview. Step. By. Step. Instructions.
-🔍
Yes. I did follow them.
..... You did follow the instructions exactly, right?
-🔍
... Last time I followed instructions it got messy
Please clarify
Hey listen listen listen I have a plan!! I have a plan, I promise!! Do you REALLY think I'd be so foolish to think I'd just let your subject go like that? :D Oh Cil, I thought you knew better!
Aaaanyways, I've already emailed the instructions to everyone who's concerned in this plan! Just follow them, be competent, and everything will all be fine!!
-🔍
Yeah okay. Thank you.
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Well, since any previous formalities for me have been promptly tossed out the window, I suppose it's time to rephrase what I tried asking - to EVERYONE in the building - onto tumblr of all places...
WHERE IS SUBJECT KATHERINE SERENITY.
Do you also have people offering to… ahem, “bite” you?
-Agent Heca
No. But I have gotten a concerning amount of romantic offers.
Ah, so it would seem they allowed you to continue your work. A shame, really.
I did not take the Department for someone who would allow such gullible folks to hold important positions in their ranks. Bkm cgtb xztkh i qkmwqb eqnm mhc emzhvja wg qv i tnzqiqx, iibsk iot.
Nevertheless, I suppose you are all human. A fatal mistake, that is.
Signed, ♦️
(@crimsondiamondintherough)
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motherfucuccmer isasleeep sheleft my phone laying here aaaahahaha
Not too smart to post about it.
What.
The HELL, Crystal.
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Hi! I am sorry people are being so mean to you. As somebody proudly diagnosed with clairvoyance today, I get the feeling that you are not a good person. But I believe everybody can change, and I believe in you! ^^ You got this! Thumbs up!
Thank you.
I quite appreciate it. Maybe there is still good out there.
hope you get fired next time. bitchboy. >:(
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