empty void

i do not care if i reblog something ive reblogged before my memory is weaker than the lead in a mechanical pencil

If you signed up for my show you signed up for some reruns too

picnic date but he's the meal and i'm the dessert <3

when he puts ur legs on his shoulders >>>

gf with a sundress and no panties on, bf who can fuck her anywhere and anytime

shove your fingers into me, say sweet mean things to me and make fun of how wet I get.

Me and you in a photo booth, but my dick is in your mouth?

what are these shower thoughts? i just sit in scalding hot water and dissociate

The worst thing about Massachusetts is the lack of alligators in the lakes. Every time I see a lake or even a Sufficiently Large Pond I think “there should be an alligator here” because in Texas you can look at a lake and expect with reasonable certainty that there is an alligator fucking around somewhere in there. But in Massachusetts you look at a lake and have to remember that probably there is Not an alligator and that’s just tragic.

Hush dear, it’s just chloroform

your honor. my client and i dgaf