Call me Dirok OPEN COMMS (5/5)

They are just 7 antidepressants talk btw

OCs are

-🪽Dove-@hom3landr

-🩻she’s mine😈

-🐈Glam Cat-@thevanityofthefox

-🍎Eva-@juicyrottenapple

Behold, O Patriot, Angel born from the cruelty of Vought, did take Homelander into her arms and delivered him from death. Grief did pierce her soul when she did see Homelander lying wounded on her bosom - Righteous fury to follow her for her hatred of those who tried to slay her John.

Patriot, The Patron Saint of Homelander

Could you go back to wearing civilian clothes? You look so cute when you blend in🫦

That’s funny, I don’t remember saying you could touch me.

Remove the hand before I do. And you won’t get it back.

I can’t say I’ve read any. What is it? Folks writing about me doing weird things? Are you writing about be fucking?!

…Don’t make it creepy.

Well, I was going to write something about you and a bathtub full of milk😐

“Oh! We’re doing this now? Well, I think as America’s Sweetheart’s father, I should have a say in how he is characterized, considering how I know him more than anyone else. There has been fanfiction since the 60s, did you know that? Anywho, I think you should start with writing about the interior designing. And by that, I’m talking about the fact that my freakish son’s bathtub is in front of a freakishly long ass window. He is a whore who wants everyone to see that he is a vulnerable fucking twink who wants mommy’s attention. He’s a bad mannered boy and he wants you to take care of him like the helpless dog who can’t bathe his own fuckin’ himself. What a bad boy. He needs an owner who can be nurturing but also has the ability to straighten her dog out. He needs to be fucked up, needs to take a beating. I-I carried away but you get the point. Hope the dame has fun writing.”