The Unlikely MMA Fan

BONES NOSE.

UFC fans are still misogynists.  The sky is still blue.

ATTENTION WORLD:  SOMEONE WROTE (TERRIBLE) UFC FAN FIC THAT PAIRS GSP WITH NICK DIAZ.

Let's start with this class act questioning the respect of female fighters (who are all grown ass, adult women) while refering to them as "girls."

Randy Couture's veneers are incredibly distracting to me.  Googling "Randy Couture veneers" informs me that I'm not the only one.

Shawn Jordan's keeping it real with this fucking sweet, potentially racist tattoo.  I like to think this is a salute to all the terrible tattoos MMA has seen before Jordan's time.

Hi.  I'm a grown ass man that beats on other grown ass men for a living.  I wore my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles undies to work today.

I can only imagine any response he has for this is amazing.

Turning a profit from Dana's catty comments?  If he's not smart, Roy at least surrounds himself with business savvy people.

Does it matter?  We'll still be subjected to Rhonda and that might be more than my brain can handle.

2.  Supporting conservative  and attacking a union isn't how Zuffa will win Albany.  I think in the end, Zuffa has more to do with why NY doesn't have  UFC fights than anyone in Albany.

The next time Uncle Dana runs his mouth about Culinary 226 and political money, let's remind ourselves that Zuffa has a PAC and what they do with their money is more often than not horrible.

At the end of the day, let's not forget that Dana White is a rich, white man.

There's some serious nerd stuff happening in my brain right now.

This is what my life has become.