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Twitter couldn't have waited like, 13 more months to implode so I could make a dramatic 10 year return entrance?

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scisaac + hands

#:)#:)))))#pubescent lycanthropy

hi mel this is the anon who you enlightened abt the fact that polo is allegedly a /candy/ so the song "over again" isn't abt polo ball-sized or polo tshirt-shaped holes in their hearts or s/t. wanted u 2 know that i am slowly recovering &have even managed to listen to the song once since then. except then i went back 2 see if you ever responded &u did &now i am spiraling aGAIN bc apparently i know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I AM THE WEATHER CHANNEL OF PPL I AM JOHN SNOW I KNOW NOTHING AT ALL

WHAT DO U /MEAN/ IT’S NOT LASSO. HOW. HOW IS IT NOT LASSO. IT CLEARLY SAYS “EVERY MINUTE’S LIKE A LASSO” IS THIS A GAME ONE DIRECTION, IS THIS A JOKE 2 U??? DO U KNOW HOW MANY HOURS OF MY LIFE HAVE GONE INTO TRYING TO MAKE THAT LYRIC MAKE SENSE??? THE MINUTE’S LIKE A LASSO SO IT CAN BE CAPTURED AND BROUGHT BACK!!! WHAT IS LIFE BUT ONE GIANT WESTERN MOVIE!!! LIAM WANTED A TOY STORY REFERENCE ON THEIR FIRST ALBUM!!! WE ARE ALL JUST CATTLE TO BE LASSOED IN BY ALL THE COWBELL ON THAT GODDAMN ALBUM!!

but u know what u can’t take “walking around with just one shoe” away from me i am NOT mishearing that shit that is rEAL LIFE someone wrote it and thought it would be a cool thing to keep in the final cut YOU CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME THAT’S A REAL LYRIC oh god i’m a shell of my former self i must go

do you know how hard i just laughed i’m with lindsay rn and i had to read through this whole thing with tears in my eyes omfg

#IF I HAVE TO HAVE MY LIFE RUINED BY THE LASSO LINE EVERYONE DOES

Just like. Hearing 'chicago is so two years ago' live and. Being FROM chicago and singing along to that song is crazy? like, /there's a light on in chicago, and i know i should be home/

u g h

#ive had a rly fucking weird not if any of u follow me on twitte #r #literally just #the weirdest fucking night

Tehre is possibly nothing better than seeing Fall Out Boy in chicago i promise u this

#also i migh t still be a lil drunk #but seriously #if u dont live in chicago u r missing out #chicago is so two yrs ago is literally the best song live #im gonna cryand watch the videos i recorded tonight byte

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nobody loves one direction like niall loves one direction (◡‿◡✿)

nobody loves niall like one direction loves niall (⊙‿⊙✿)

#every time i think of these 2 sentences i want to roll in2 a pit of lava

"Don't Forget Where You Belong" is my absolute favorite thing because they all took hands in writing this album and Niall's main contribution is basically like 'gna write a love song to my bandmates , they're my home away from home ahahahaha i love one direction'

"Walking around with just one shoe" is the "I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British" of Midnight Memories

#i posted this on twitter too but it's true so #u get it too tumblr #bc i haven't made a post in like a week or sth

All I was doing was typing in "cake batter stirrer" because I couldn't remember the word whisk?????

#how do u... even do that????????#picture it are u giggling because i am

I just confused Mark Twain and Shania Twain and I think I'm probably done forever

#i'm pretty sure i just woke someone up from the way i just laughed

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Liam Payne is probably the first person ever to gain DILF status without actually having a kid

#he looks like he's 30 now

sorry this is real fuckin creepy but i follow you on twitter and POLO IS A CANDY???? I????????? HAVE SPENT 11 MONTHS MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW HIGH ED WAS WHEN HE WROTE THAT LINE AND???????? CANDY??????!!!?? thank fucking god there's no way to fix "tears fall down like the showers that are british" we'll always have that but A CANDY??????? POLO CANDY?? CANDY!!! POLO? CANDY??!!!! I???? my entire life is a lie i'm never gonna get over this

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD I JUST LAUGHED I THINK I BRUISED MY INSIDES

btw did you also know the line is 'every minute's like the last, so' not 'every minute's like a lasso'

zaynsxo

Zayn and Niall doing the ‘beep beep boop’ thing three times. (◠‿◠✿)

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#’pay attention to me niall beep beep boop me niall fall in love with me niall’

#ziall beep boops (TM)

Ok so I know I've posted before about how the Chicago Sun-Times gets creative with its weather descriptions, but this might be my favorite one yet

#80 degrees in October #NOPE is right #even better than RUDE

onedirectionforever

harry supports gay rights so much there's no way he can be straight

i support animal rights a lot do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

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Maybe we snuck a six pack into This Is Us and maybe we didnt u wanna fight abt it

#THE THEATRE WAS EMPTY ITS THE ONLY TRUE WAY TO WATCH THIS IS US #triharrytops #lindybot #IDK WHAT ANNIES TUMBLR IS SORRY ANNIE

Now someone else changed that post to say Justin Bieber U KNOW WHAT

#zayn malik is better than everyone do u even realize #do you realize??? - the flaming lips

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