People get so offended when youre less afraid of the world than they think u should be

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

I want to play a summer game...

literally i dont give a fuck about prom unless registeel is going

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back