shitty tua memes babey!

i can’t help but imagine that christopher was one of the kids that was born on october 1st 1989, and his poor mother had to birth a small cube with no warning

reminder in wake of the new tua season that elliot uses he/they pronouns and to use both sets when talking about them :]

i like to think that after learning about klaus’s near immortality, they all took a short intermission to kill him. just once each. as a treat.

the umbrella academy is like: “you’re my brother and i hate you (complimentary)”

they’re called the sparrow academy because much like real birds, they shit on umbrellas

45 minutes until my best friends my belovedests ever come back to me

viktor would wear frank iero’s binders pre-top surgery i just know it

diego had to save jfk to stop klaus from talking about clone high

this is not a drill y’all were getting a trans/nonbinary main character in the umbrella academy elliott page and gerard way i love you two little scoundrels

i just think someone should’ve introduced vanya to warrior cats. she’d be too busy roleplaying to even notice her father’s neglect