Such Fun

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

Don’t turtles do that to get high?

Kinda! They eat jellyfish as their primary diet but the chemicals in jellyfish make them high… so they are high all the time!!

Well that explains finding Nemo

DUDE

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.

Phil also taught him and helped him train his hero skills. Hercules was strong, but his strength was aimless and did more harm than good. Phil taught him how to use his abilities to actually help people and not fuck up as much.

respect Phil