The Touring Test

Arise my CHIIIIILDREN!!

I saw this at a show I was at recently. . Also, if you’re into doom-metal, check out my friends @gafferproject ! They’re awesome, and some of the coolest people. Their live shows are spectacular. . Speaking of live music, I’ll be performing this evening with my band @pocketvinyl in Attica, NY (between Buffalo & Rochester). The event is at a library @smclattica and is free to attend! The event starts at 6:00. I’ll have my new book available and we’ll be telling stories, playing songs, and painting pictures. See you there!

Is Eric’s jacket older than some of you reading this? Is it so sun faded that the black colour looks closer to rust? Has it been patched up multiple times? Well, yeah. But does it still jacket? Absolutely. . This happened to us recently and it kind of just made both of us laugh! Still not completely sure why we were snubbed. . Oh hey unrelated: Have you gotten my book yet? Pick up “How To Completely Lose Your Mind” wherever you find books (or directly from us at one of our live events). .

After 20 minutes the doctor came in to talk me down from the panic attack I was having. . Fun announcement though: I need to get contacts because I’m going to be starring in an indie horror movie! Filming this summer. The receptionist at the eye doctor is very excited for me and asked me to text them once it comes out. I’ll post more about it later.

I’d just moved to New York from Canada, so maybe I wasn’t quite used to hearing people referring to soft drinks as “soda”. (Most of my Canadian friends called it “pop”) Or who knows! Maybe this person ripped their shirt and actually was expecting to find a public use sewing machine somewhere in the dorm! I’ll never know for sure.

Ghost kisses! . If you don’t ever want to miss a post, sübscribe to The Touring Test on Webtööns! It’s free! . #ghostkiss #haunted #hauntedhouse #beyondthegrave #ghosties #poot

Thank you to GBBO for teaching us how to interact with our cats . #makingbiscuits #kneadingdough #kneadingcat #gbbo #greatbritishbakingshow

My poor little brain . Unrelated: I’ll be playing a couple shows with my band @pocketvinyl in Virginia this week! - 02/29 (Thursday!) Fredericksburg, VA @madamesoddities - 03/01 (Friday!) Roanoke, VA @thespotonkirk I’ll be live painting and will have copies of my new graphic novel available. Come say hi! . #adhdbrain #spacingout #hyperfocus #adhdproblems #undiagnosed

Please give it up for our next stand-up comic: Locutus the cat! 👏👏👏👏

I’m definitely a winter person . Also, I’ve got a handful of book events coming up! Come say hi! Most events are free or pay-what-you-can . - 01/30 - Cuba, NY @cubacirculatinglibrary - 01/31 - Hammondsport, NY @hammondsportlibrary - 02/01 - Batavia, NY @batavialibrary - 02/02 - Fillmore, NY @ house show, DM us for address - 02/03 - Binghamton, NY @thebundymuseum - 02/10 - New London, CT @oasispub - 02/16 - New London, CT @telegraphnl . #winterperson #ilovesnow #ilovewinter

I drew 900 cats for this comic; no copy-pasting! The last panel reminds me of those old magic eye posters. If you hold it up to your face and slowly move it away you might see a cat. . #lookatmycat #catphotos #somanycatpics #magiceye

This week is our anniversary, so here’s a true comic about hanging out at a fire when we first met. . #happyanniversarytous #meetcute #couplegoals #lifehack

This joke is so dumb. I love it. . #ifyouloveitsomuchwhydontyoumarryit #marrychristmas #christmastimeishere