And that's nobody's business but the turks

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

I can’t

I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea

I like how Blasphemous uses the presence of cherubs to signify direct divine intervention, but also has them just randomly hanging out around the world map holding golden rings that you can grab onto in exactly the right spot to extend your air dash combo, implying that God Himself is setting up precision platforming puzzles for you.

your maid fucking bit me. look at me. i know you told her to do that. she wouldn't do that if you didn't tell her. it was calculated and businesslike