🥀sad boys only🥀

Me, finally getting around to watching the new season of AHS and 3 minutes into the show: where's the gay sex at?

My stomach hurts but I won't let that keep me from eating more twizzlers.

Anywhomst I'll always think I'm being talked about when Andy is mentioned. What a narccist.

Send help I've been sucked into catching up on shameless and forgot to exist.

Cardi B is a whole problem but she hit the spot with be careful that's facts.

No one tell my dad I called him a bitch I don't want grounded.

I had somewhere I was supposed to be early (before noon) and my dad called me like "Andrew are you awake?" Like bitch I answered the phone didn't I?

The best thing to happen to me was being told I don't listen to rap when these dudes were talking about Childish Gambino so I (badly) rapped the whole first half of bonfire then was like "anyway so yeah I like him because his delivery is slightly agressive but that's not how he is in real life" and dudes looked like I'd just slapped them with a cinder block.